Wipe your feet on the cat before you come in.. don't worry he's into that kind of thing. Before you take a seat I must entreat you to sign, here.. and here... and here.. Oh.. and here. Incase of turbulance, please keep your arms down at all times, the exit it located at the top right hand corner of your screen. Be warned, be informed, be beautiful. You do not have to say anything, but anything you do say will be disreguarded and lost to the tinterwibbles for all. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury! If you care to take your seats, the show is about to begin.